Enlarging The Breast « Result #1 on Mar 25, 2009, 1:22am »
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.
The husband comes up with a suggestion. ¡°If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.¡±
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. ¡°How long will this take?¡± she asks.
¡°They¡¯ll grow larger over a period of years,¡± he replies.
The wife stops. ¡°Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?¡±
The husband shrugs. ¡°Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?¡±
Brains Change Result « Result #2 on Mar 25, 2009, 12:13am »
Three women are out shopping at an antique shop. They stumble upon an unusual lamp. A voice heard from a genie within the lamp begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish.
Now one of the women just doesn't believe it, and says: "Ok, if you can really grant wishes, than double my I.Q." The genie says: "Done." Suddenly, the woman starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and analysing it with extreme insight.
The second woman is so amazed she says to the genie : "Triple my I.Q." The genie says: "Done." The woman starts to spout out all the mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping all the scientists of varying fields: physics, chemistry, etc.
The last woman is so enthralled with the changes in her friends, that she says to the genie: "Quintiple my I.Q." The genie looks at her and says: "You know, I normally don't try to change people's minds when they make a wish, but I really wish you'd reconsider." The woman says: "Nope, I want you to increase my I.Q. times five, and if you don't do it, I won't set you free." "Please," says the genie "You don't know what you're asking...it'll change your entire view on the universe...won't you ask for something else...a million dollars, anything?" But no matter what the genie said, the woman insisted on having her I.Q. increased by five times it's usual power. So the genie sighed and said: "Done."
Mrs. Liu was a peasant. The driver of the BMW, Su Xiuwen, is the wife of a businessman. The initial scrape was minor, but after a confrontation, Mrs. Su drove the car into Mrs. Liu.
And that would have ended it, except for two things. First, the "BMW case" tapped into sharp class resentments emerging in this Communist country, which long espoused a classless society. And second, that anger was able to coalesce in what is becoming an increasingly influential court of appeals in China: the Internet, which boiled with online outrage.
This week, in a rare step, officials here announced an investigation into possible judicial corruption in the case, state media reported. There is already speculation that Mrs. Su could face a harsher verdict, a result that would appease the online critics but could also set an uneasy precedent for reformers trying to establish a genuine rule of law in China.
That yawning gap is a fundamental contradiction of China's economic boom. Wealth is pouring in, swelling the middle class, yet hundreds of millions still live in poverty.
Here in the northeast, once the country's industrial center but now mired in unemployment, it is not hard to find class bitterness rubbed raw by the case. "We ordinary people have to obey the laws," said a taxi driver. Mrs. Su, he said, does not: "She has the power. She has the privilege. She can drive wildly."
Initially, the accident barely attracted attention outside Harbin.
Then, after bystanders intervened, she returned to the car, apparently to back up. But she unexpectedly drove forward, crushing Mrs. Liu and injuring several others. The car crashed to a halt against a tree.
"My wife was dragged for six or seven meters," Mr. Dai said. He said he tried to lift her right arm but it was broken. He saw blood coming out of her mouth. "People said she was already dead," he recalled. "I was just dumbfounded."
The question at trial was whether Mrs. Su had intentionally tried to harm Mrs. Liu or had simply mistakenly put the car into first gear instead of reverse. The trial was notable for its lack of eyewitnesses, though many saw the incident.
One of them was Mr. Dai, who said he had received almost $10,000, roughly eight years' wages. He said he did not even attend the trial. "I just want peace for my family," a weary Mr. Dai said as one of his two daughters listened. "I don't care about the verdict and whether it is justice or not."
But China's "netcitizens" cared very much. Editors at Sina.com, the country's most popular Web site, said that after the verdict, more than 200,000 messages were posted to chat rooms, many suggesting corruption was to blame.
Legacy: A Semi realistic Wolf RPG « Result #4 on Feb 18, 2008, 7:31pm »
Site Name:Legacy Rating: PG13(+) Level: Intermediate Type: Semi-realistic Wolf RPG Url:http://vlegacy.proboards45.com/index.cgi Legacy creates an engaging world that will involve all wolves by focusing on sociality and packs. The game has a developed territory system ripe for claiming and strange mythologies surging with hidden powers just waiting to be unleashed. Legacy introduces a new joining system and allows players to jump in on the action once they’ve thought of a character. The opportunity to become a “legend” allows players to have their character leave a mark in the history of the Land of Daylight. And with a freeform system containing new, yet flexible rules, Legacy allows for a fun, exiting role-play with boundless opportunities. Plot: The Legacy of Varoe is subsiding and the lands have a calm air. New alphas are coming to the Lands of Daylight and seek to mark their place here, but will they unite under the Codes of Tylzon or settle into the ways of monarchy and dictatorship? It seems that the wolves will simply have to hold their breaths and wait for a new Legacy to rise.
Lunar Melodies Affiliate « Result #6 on Jun 16, 2007, 11:05pm »
Site Name - Lunar Melodies site url - http://strayxcanines.proboards84.com site button - <a href=http://strayxcanines.proboards84.com/index.cgi?><img src=http://i18.tinypic.com/6d0mxjp.gif alt="Lunar Melodies ;; A Wolf RPG" border="0"></a>
Animals allowed -Wolfs, Wolf Hybrids and a short time dogs Realistic? Yes RP Level - Advanced. Site Opened - Just a few days ago Activity - Id say its pretty good, we are gaining more members each day! Admin - Tempest Your name - Tempest Intro/Plot - Its currently free form till we get all the staff needed and the packs formed.
Animals allowed - wolves only Realistic? very RP Level - Intermediate to Advanced Site Opened - today Activity - low, we just opened today lol Admin - Kiba Your name - Kiba
CANICULA}{ New wolf RPG - in need of members} « Result #8 on Jun 5, 2007, 3:28am »
CANICULA . d o g . d a y s .
Welcome to Canicula.
In an eastern region of Mexico, sandwiched between the Sierra Madre Oriental mountain range and the Gulf of Mexico, a long-forgotten area is known as Canicula. At the center of the territory lies a now abandoned "ghost-village." At one point a drowsy and rural area, Canicula is now known to be ruled by wild dogs and wolves. Humans haven't ventured into the territory for years, and aren't expected to return anytime soon.
Left to their own devices, the inhabitants of Canicula are the kings of their desert home and rule it with tooth and claw. There are no established packs or rule of hierarchy in this chaotic world; respect is earned through teeth and loyalty forged like steel.
With abandoned ships crashed and rotting on the gulf shore, ghosts loitering in the old Mexican village while their skeletons bake in the heat, excruciatingly hot days, freezing nights, a deadly river, and a treacherous mountain range - how will you rule these dog days?
We are BRAND SPANKIN' NEW and in need of members to forge this game !! come check us out !
Plot: Demons and humans have never gotten along. They probably never will. It seems that the tensions between the 4 demon clans and the human cities are rising every single day. What makes it worse is that the demon clans are separated from each other. Izumi clan has ties with Yatzu and Arigato but rivals Hatsu. Yatzu has ties with Izumi and Hatsu but rivals Arigato. Arigato has ties with Izumi and Hatsu but rivals Yatzu. Hatsu has ties with Yatzu and Arigato but rivals Izumi. With the clans like this there is no telling what’s going to happen. War among the clans would leave an opening for the humans to attack them. But it seems like it’s impossible to avoid. War is on its way to the clans and humans will be involved. The real question is, how many will survive? Also, how many will die
Isle Himaryn-Fantasy RP « Result #10 on Apr 27, 2007, 10:24pm »
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Truce, Break and War…
Years ago, generations before the foolish rulers of the Four Kingdoms in Isle Himaryn of the Crystal Plain had been born into the world where war would be the answer, there was peace. All beings lived in harmony, following the code of species laid down for them since the beginning of time. A truce between all, to keep the balance of nature. The truce was kept with honesty, but darkness had already crept into the heart of the one that kept the Isle together.
He was the King of all creatures in the Crystal Plains, Himaryn and beyond. His name was so revered that no one could speak it. He was said to have the face of a fox, the body of a wolf, and the back half of a tiger. His gentleness was that of a newborn. But darkness, and the lust for power, would tear the King, and the Isle, apart. The King destroyed the hierarchy; brutally murdering his Lords and Ladies, along with their families until the whole world of the Crystal Plain was destroyed.
The Great Creator who had placed the truce in the animals’ world sentenced the King to a world of eternal darkness and pain, willing the world it had created back to the way it had been before.
But without the King, the species began to drift away from each other. Without the truce to hold them together, suspicious grew, and that suspicious morphed to rage, and with the next generations, rage to blind hatred. The four species became the Three Great Kingdoms, Kayana, White River, and Kosov, widening their reaches, their names, their breeds.
The Kayanas over took the largest land, saying they were blessed with the need to rule by the King himself. They symbolized Courage, and were in turn blessed with the largest share of it. The Kosov took the land of Storms, the land constantly torn with the rage of Nature. They symbolize Power and great Strength. White River took upon the middle half, the second division, and many of their kind were wise and kept out of the Quarrels of Kayana and Storm. The White River was blessed with a great knowledge, a superior skill in Wisdom. All the creatures dwelling on the island were granted with Magical skill, and their lifespans were lengthened.
Those that remembered the story of the King, came together to forever mask His story, and the Great Creator, and everything of a time of peace, to keep down those who were trying to bring back the Way of Old. To do this, false histories and Gods were created, false rivalries, creating more tension and rage, destroying so many’s hope for rescue from The War that has broken out. The Paradise of the Isle was gone.
Over generations, the rage in the Kingdom’s blood seemed to change the land. Furious mountains rose up, and rapids raging like their angry blood. The terrain rippled, become broken and fragmented, like the Kingdoms themselves.
In every time of darkness, however, there Is the light of hope. The Great Creator, though it has very few believes, has cooled the anger in the souls of the Herla, creating a safe haven in their land the Believes, and for those who will the Civil War to end. Those that search for the One, a new King, one with a pure soul, one with the gentleness that could piece the world they never knew back together.
Now, the War’s fierce hand still grips this land, but the rumor has reached the Royal ears of all species that the land is changing a gain. Some believe it is a sign of a coming end to the War that has killed so many. Others believe it is a sign from the Gods they created that all life will end. Still others believe that the One they have been waiting for is coming.
What do you believe? Who will you trust, who is your rival? Will you fight, or run? What do you want? Freedom, or War? You decide. Your destiny has brought you to the Crystal Plane, The Isle of Himaryn.
Who knows, you could be the One we’ve waited for all this time.
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